You Only Live Twice

  • Archive
  • RSS
  • Ask me anything

deathistheonlymortal:

So I was at Hungry Jacks and there was a newspaper on the counter and what did it say?
”GRUNGE IS BACK! But with a softer touch.“ 

I fucking saw that at a cafe this morning. It was most upsetting.

  • 4 months ago > blessedwithafuckingcurse
  • 59
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
A cucumber? You don’t make friends with salad!
View Separately

A cucumber? You don’t make friends with salad!

    • #homer simpson
  • 4 months ago
  • 2
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+

deathistheonlymortal:

My boyfriend had bacon for the first time today, the look on his face was priceless.

Awww yiss! Sometimes I wish I could forget what bacon tastes like do I could taste it for the first time again.

  • 4 months ago > blessedwithafuckingcurse
  • 39
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
sad-daisies:

Brenda Ann Spencer is a convicted American murderer who, at the age of 16, carried out a shooting spree from her home in San Diego, California, on January 29, 1979.


1979. Lets see some cunt try and blame it on Call Of Duty though.
View Separately

sad-daisies:

Brenda Ann Spencer is a convicted American murderer who, at the age of 16, carried out a shooting spree from her home in San Diego, California, on January 29, 1979.

1979. Lets see some cunt try and blame it on Call Of Duty though.

(via fearecti0n)

  • 4 months ago > sad-daisies
  • 343
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Fucking scumbag lad cunts!
View Separately

Fucking scumbag lad cunts!

    • #lads
    • #adlays
    • #eshay bro
  • 4 months ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
I think I found Kristin Stewart’s porn equivalent.
Pop-upView Separately

I think I found Kristin Stewart’s porn equivalent.

    • #Kristin Stewart
    • #no acting skills
    • #feels good man
  • 4 months ago
  • 5
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
True story!
View Separately

True story!

    • #rotary
    • #wankel
    • #engine
    • #turbo
  • 5 months ago
  • 13
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+

If musical talent could be absorbed by someone via fellatio, I’d be on Hans Zimmer’s dick like a fly on shit.

    • #inception
    • #soundtrack
    • #hans zimmer
  • 5 months ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Met these guys while in a clients house today. Cute little buggers.
Pop-upView Separately

Met these guys while in a clients house today. Cute little buggers.

    • #turtle
    • #i liek turtles
  • 5 months ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
A good night for recording.
Pop-upView Separately

A good night for recording.

    • #ibanez
    • #schecter
  • 5 months ago
  • 2
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Page 1 of 88
← Newer • Older →

About

Shit that I like, shit that makes me laugh, cars and girls.

Some of the pictures here I've taken, some I haven't. I won't claim to be the copyright holder if I'm not.
  • RSS
  • Random
  • Archive
  • Ask me anything
  • Mobile
Effector Theme by Pixel Union